MY PACKAGE ARRIVED.

I own the uncut widescreen version of SERENITY. And a book on basic storytelling techniques for shoujo manga, but SERENITY.

Next... um... getting the Firefly boxed set. Come to think of it I should have started with that. I FAIL my wisdom check.

"This is your captian speaking. We may experience some slight turbulence and then... um... explode."